BLAME DIMITRI

If any of you find the post below too long, blame Dimitri; he's the one who tagged me. Anyone who has read this blog knows by now that I am quite verbose and on occasion vociferous, so could guess that I couldn't just make a concise list. I'd have to blabber a lot.
What did I say about accepting responsibility for your own actions? :-)
Practise what you preach; you are responsible, not Dimitri.