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Thursday, December 27, 2007

12 Daze of Christmas

Hope everybody is recuperating from Christmas festivities in time for New Years.


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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the second day of Christmas my true love to me

2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

5 dry riiiiigh - rye (giggles), 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saaarks
and a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry riiiiigh rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saahhh ,
and a tree, and a bird with the fruit on the limb.

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On, on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's ,
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sss, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree in the meadow.

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On the eighth day of Christm, on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave me

8 Sea Old Fashions, 7, 7, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, ah
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cut, and a, and a surrey with the fringe on the top.

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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave meeee

9 my, my, 9 my, mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the- 9 mar- margaritas,
8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, aaahh, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, eed uuh, uh, doo doo doo dee do.

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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave

10 rum mai hai, 9 ria 9 ris, 9, 9 roto rotors, 8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers,
6 Cuba, iah, oh, chucka chucka chucka, aaahh,.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true gave love to meeeeeee

11, 11, 11 (makes puking sounds and coughs thank you) bloody mary's,
10 rum mai hai, 9 ria, 8 Sea .........????

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On twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave meeeee

12 by my sweetie, 11 of that green stuff, 10 mai mahama, 9 rigor mortis,
8 Sea Old Fash, 7 somma, 6 shuue, ohh uuhhh, 4, 4 Old Fitz, 4, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, 2 City Parks and a cartridge in a pear treeeee.

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COMMENTS:
Blogger yellowdog granny said...

ohh, I think I have been that drunk before..thankfully not in at least 17 years....I still gag when i see a bottle of tequila..

Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:58:00 PM

Blogger Scarlet W. Blue said...

Where can I get a true love that will bring me these things?

Sunday, December 30, 2007 6:05:00 PM

Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

This reminds me of my days as a bartender!—or, maybe my days as an army officer.

Sunday, December 30, 2007 7:14:00 PM

Blogger Gadfly said...

Yellowdog Granny- I heard that! Been there, done that.

Scarlet Witch Blue: I don't know. I had to be gifted by several sweeties to get a fraction of all that. But a 6 pack of dark beer was good, too.

Saintly Nick (Sometimes): Do I sense a lively past here? :)

Sunday, December 30, 2007 7:44:00 PM

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