12 Daze of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love to me
2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 dry riiiiigh - rye (giggles), 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saaarks
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry riiiiigh rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saahhh ,
and a tree, and a bird with the fruit on the limb.
On, on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's ,
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sss, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree in the meadow.
On the eighth day of Christm, on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave me
8 Sea Old Fashions, 7, 7, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, ah
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cut, and a, and a surrey with the fringe on the top.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave meeee
9 my, my, 9 my, mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the- 9 mar- margaritas,
8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, aaahh, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, eed uuh, uh, doo doo doo dee do.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave
10 rum mai hai, 9 ria 9 ris, 9, 9 roto rotors, 8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers,
6 Cuba, iah, oh, chucka chucka chucka, aaahh,.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true gave love to meeeeeee
11, 11, 11 (makes puking sounds and coughs thank you) bloody mary's,
10 rum mai hai, 9 ria, 8 Sea .........????
On twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave meeeee
12 by my sweetie, 11 of that green stuff, 10 mai mahama, 9 rigor mortis,
8 Sea Old Fash, 7 somma, 6 shuue, ohh uuhhh, 4, 4 Old Fitz, 4, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, 2 City Parks and a cartridge in a pear treeeee.
Labels: 12 Daze of nChristmas
posted by Gadfly @ 12/27/2007 02:10:00 PM
ohh, I think I have been that drunk before..thankfully not in at least 17 years....I still gag when i see a bottle of tequila..
Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:58:00 PM
Where can I get a true love that will bring me these things?
Sunday, December 30, 2007 6:05:00 PM
This reminds me of my days as a bartender!—or, maybe my days as an army officer.
Sunday, December 30, 2007 7:14:00 PM
Yellowdog Granny- I heard that! Been there, done that.
Scarlet Witch Blue: I don't know. I had to be gifted by several sweeties to get a fraction of all that. But a 6 pack of dark beer was good, too.
Saintly Nick (Sometimes): Do I sense a lively past here? :)
Sunday, December 30, 2007 7:44:00 PM