This is Making the Rounds

From Zee who liberated it from Gary.


How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the lightbulb or support darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new lightbulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.