Hope everybody is recuperating from Christmas festivities in time for New Years.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love to me
2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 dry riiiiigh - rye (giggles), 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saaarks
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry riiiiigh rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Saahhh ,
and a tree, and a bird with the fruit on the limb.
On, on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, 5 dry rye, 4 Old Fitzgerald's ,
3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sss, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree in the meadow.
On the eighth day of Christm, on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave me
8 Sea Old Fashions, 7, 7, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, ah
4 Old Fitzgerald's, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cut, and a, and a surrey with the fringe on the top.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave meeee
9 my, my, 9 my, mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the- 9 mar- margaritas,
8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers, 6 Cuba Libre's, aaahh, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, eed uuh, uh, doo doo doo dee do.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave
10 rum mai hai, 9 ria 9 ris, 9, 9 roto rotors, 8 Sea Old Fashions, 7 Johnny Walkers,
6 Cuba, iah, oh, chucka chucka chucka, aaahh,.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true gave love to meeeeeee
11, 11, 11 (makes puking sounds and coughs thank you) bloody mary's,
10 rum mai hai, 9 ria, 8 Sea .........????
On twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave meeeee
12 by my sweetie, 11 of that green stuff, 10 mai mahama, 9 rigor mortis,
8 Sea Old Fash, 7 somma, 6 shuue, ohh uuhhh, 4, 4 Old Fitz, 4, 4 Old Fitzgerald's,
3 Old Crows, 2 City Parks and a cartridge in a pear treeeee.
COMMENTS:
Labels: 12 Daze of nChristmas
if monkey see monkey do was the way to go?...we'd have the monkey leave the country and take that asshole with him...
Sunday, December 30, 2007 10:13:00 PM
Unfortunately, it seems as if the next president will be just as evil and dangerous as the predecessor.
Sunday, December 30, 2007 11:05:00 PM
What an insult to all monkeys to parade them alongside George.
Rattlesnakes would be closer kin!
Happy New Year!
Monday, December 31, 2007 4:17:00 AM
Agitators? Jim Hightower says being an agitator is a GOOD thing. It's the post sticking up in the washing machine that gets the dirt out!
Happy New Year!
PS Hi Daniel.
Monday, December 31, 2007 12:21:00 PM
Happy New Year, Ladies. Springs around the corner, and with it comes new hope.
Monday, December 31, 2007 1:44:00 PM
Hey Granny, Worried, Gadfly, and all of you who post here:
Happy New Year, and every year, and every day in the year, and every year, to you, and all you hold dear, and the universe, in the circle.
Peace to all.
Monday, December 31, 2007 3:21:00 PM
This is one American that cheerfully will tell both Homeland Insecurity and The First Murderer to get F*****!
I’d like to take a moment to thank all three of you ladies, Worried American, Gadfly, and Granny, for the pleasure of having you in my life, for the past year, and it has indeed been a pleasure! Happy New Year to all of you, and may the new year bring you all new blessings!
Monday, December 31, 2007 10:16:00 PM
Yellowdog Granny: Don't we wish!
Lew: I have said for years that we didn't have a choice of the best man, but a choice of the lesser of two evils.
Daniel: Yes, an insult to the monkeys, and maybe to the rattlesnakes too. At least the snakes are honest about their poisonous ways.
Gdaeman: Then we bloggers must be a GOOD thing!
fjb: We may live in hope if we die in despair.
Spadoman: Looking back at you, Spadoman!
FWY: Ditto the sentiments!
Thank each of you for your friendship, your comments and contributions, and for your kind wishes. We appreciate you more than we can say. Isn't it odd that we can become so fond of people we have never met in person, yet feel like old friends.
We wish everyone the very best of health, wealth, peace and happiness in 2008.
Tuesday, January 01, 2008 2:27:00 AM