Anal Poisoning? A Pandemic Looming on the Horizon -
An Epidemic of Anal Poisoning
MAY 20, 2009 5:29PM
Anal Poisoning. An Epidemic
Cross posted at http://usinchaos.blogspot.com/2009/05/epidemic-of-anal-poisoning.html
Last Friday, I was blissfully reading an article by one of my favorite columnists, Joan Walsh at Salon.com, when I came across the name of a disease that I hadn’t heard of before. Obviously quite a serious disease as apparently many people are going to die of it.
The disease is “anal poisoning.”
Since English is an acquired language to me, I wrote it off to unfamiliarity with the language and asked my doctor friend, a pathologist, about it. He had never observed this phenomenon in his “patients,” nor was he familiar with the term, although he mentioned that mercury or arsenic when inserted into the proper place might produce such results.
Well, my next place for such research was, of course, Google.
And, lo and behold, there were 15,000 references for “anal poisoning.”
I thought that I had hit the mother lode on this perilous medical condition. But to my surprise, every one of the references I looked at—I stopped after about the 400th entry—was somehow related to that famous entertainer (some refer to him as the de facto leader of the GOP), Rush Limbaugh.
Finish laughing at http://the-rest-is-here.blogspot.com/2009/05/anal-poisoning-epidemic.html
MAY 20, 2009 5:29PM
Anal Poisoning. An Epidemic
Cross posted at http://usinchaos.blogspot.com/2009/05/epidemic-of-anal-poisoning.html
Last Friday, I was blissfully reading an article by one of my favorite columnists, Joan Walsh at Salon.com, when I came across the name of a disease that I hadn’t heard of before. Obviously quite a serious disease as apparently many people are going to die of it.
The disease is “anal poisoning.”
Since English is an acquired language to me, I wrote it off to unfamiliarity with the language and asked my doctor friend, a pathologist, about it. He had never observed this phenomenon in his “patients,” nor was he familiar with the term, although he mentioned that mercury or arsenic when inserted into the proper place might produce such results.
Well, my next place for such research was, of course, Google.
And, lo and behold, there were 15,000 references for “anal poisoning.”
I thought that I had hit the mother lode on this perilous medical condition. But to my surprise, every one of the references I looked at—I stopped after about the 400th entry—was somehow related to that famous entertainer (some refer to him as the de facto leader of the GOP), Rush Limbaugh.
Finish laughing at http://the-rest-is-here.blogspot.com/2009/05/anal-poisoning-epidemic.html
Labels: anal poisoning
posted by Gadfly @ 5/29/2009 01:56:00 AM
1 Comments
Dot looks yellow to me. Must be all the smog. [sigh]
Thursday, May 14, 2009 6:24:00 PM
Maybe so, Kvatch. Our atmosphere blocks a great deal of our vision into outer space, and the level of smog no doubt blocks even more. But smog doesn't extend that many billions of miles into space. So maybe that little pixel got fogged up as it homed in on earth. :-)Darn that smog!
Glad to have you drop by, our multicolored frog.
Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:25:00 PM
I often think of all the fighting going on; in Families, between individuals; between States; wars around the globe and I think to myself; "one day, all of us that are fighting will be part of the earth we're now fighting on."
Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:24:00 AM
Dan'l, As we near extinction, perhaps some people will realize that all the fighting was stupid and unnecessary. The energies and resources would have been employed much better in protecting and conserving our planetary home and all its life forms.
Some people are so arrogant that they think the human race is too important or superior to become extinct. We can, and probably as a result of our own wrongdoing. We, too, can meet a fate of "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" and in some far future archaeologists of the then dominant species will dig up our fossilized bones and wonder about us. Will they write papers about us as the "greedy, selfish, intelligent dumbasses"?
Saturday, May 16, 2009 2:13:00 AM