Someone Hire Her - Quickly

From Zay N. Smith
Chicago Sun-Times Quick Takes today

Mom vs. Mother Nature

Michelle Braxton, a Bolingbrook reader, writes:

"I've decided that, as a woman and mother, I am fully capable of running FEMA much better than it has been run. I watch the weather reports. I organize and plan ahead. I feed people and clean up messes. Between disasters, I make sure everyone has supplies and is prepared for the things that have to be done. . . ."

Forget FEMA. How do you feel about port security?